Funny Poetry

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Co-education K Side Effects

BOY.......:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.

GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.

Student ki Pehchan

Multani yarYeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai

Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Parhna iSey aata nahi

Class kabhi jata nahi

Canteen iS ki jaan hai

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain

Naron main Sab Se aagey hain

Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para

Jo larki ghussa ho zara

Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai

Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Tumse mila main kal to

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don`t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya